royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
mrschriskendall: mrschriskendall: ”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok” why this got notes i’ll never know
princekomaeda: calumnw: why haven’t we got a character who’s a court scribe yet like thats so much fuckin potential they’re just really dry and grumpy like “Phoenix Wright i have to write down all the shit you bring up in court. this job was normal then you came in. fucking spirit mediums. magic panties. that one time with the live fuckin exorcism in the courtroom. remember that shit? i have...
tomatolovers: tomatolovers: so my mom gave me all these ballons my mom also wakes up at 4am half asleep to go to pee without turning the lights on i woke up with all the balloons on top of me and a note saying ‘next time i will pee on your bed’ SHE SAID SHE ALMOST PEED HERSELF TRYING TO GET IN ALDKF
incestuouslesbianponies: Talking to someone you really admire and saying something really dumb
instead of studying i sang some stuff (yay...
wait…………….no…….they did bookmark something cute… this kido fanart is cute……………………………………………………
aragaki-ayase: To those who look at pixiv a lot. Right now I strongly advise you to not look up the Madoka magica tag or anything related to madoka for a few days. There is a specific artist who is uploading in masses of extremely horrific images and cryptic and eerie illustrations followed by death threats and murder intentions that are causing a huge commotion among the fans and the pixiv...
foodtrucker: waking up and getting up are two very very different things
noire-pandora: I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
princeowl: princeowl: can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like sushi bars i could really use some fish right now fish right now fish right now this post would have been a hit in 2010
cafunedesaudade: I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
underneathesestairs: So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and
imfeelinghellagood: so if tumblr is worth 1.1 billion dollars and there are 108.5 million blogs that means my blog is worth approximately $10.14 so mom don’t fucking tell me I do nothing all day
vgperson: After the Re:Kinder translation, I learned something about the creator, Parun. You may find it upsetting, and I advise against reading this if you’re affected by things of that nature, but I think it needs to be known to English players as well. Read More
metahumer: thug life more like ugh life
petefoxshend: IT IS FUCKING OFFICIAL
just-let-me-be-your-lover: cha-ser: ...