May 2012
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So self, I feel you have a hand cramp on your right hand right now.
Want to know how to stop having a hand cramp?
Stop playing fucking Bejeweled, child. STOP PLAYING IT. YOU’VE BEEN PLAYING IT FOR AN HOUR ALREADY JUST STOP IT.
Now go do hand exercises or something.
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Life is like a piano
yuku-flan:
The white keys represent happiness and the black keys represent sadness. But as you go through life, remember that the black keys make music too.
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I Was A Stalker For Nearly A Decade
seraphictune:
vgperson:
A tale from 2ch. Yes, it involves stalkers again. But I think you might be surprised.
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dawww
W-wow. My goodness this is such a cute stalker story. ;;;;; fjsaoidhioaser MY HAATO. fSJIDOBHIOSER MY HAATO IS SQUEEING AND SOBBING AND AJFIODHSIOGSJ. HUHUHUHUHUH ;u; uuguu
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: I can't make gifs.
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me: tries to draw
me: cries
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I’m just looking at my bio homework and…yeah I have no idea what all this information is. orz
suncalf:
what if you were in bed tonight and you were really lonely and sad and you were lying with your arm hanging out over the edge of the bed into the darkness and just as you were going to sleep, the darkness reached out and held your hand
holyposeidon:
this is the story of a girl
who cried a river and drowned the whole world
because of fictional characters
the end
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once
faize:
do you ever sit and fantasize about what it would be like if you were a great artist and imagine all the cute art of your otp you would draw
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tyrannosauruslinnea:
hey baby,
if it’s not too much treble,
i’d really like to ‘B’ with you
queefjerkey:
my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
Mom: so, did you hear about that hologram thing? they had a concert for an anime character who SINGS.
Me: miku?
Mom: what
Me: miku hatsune. she's a vocaloid. long pigtails, right?
Mom: uh, i think so. they were purple or blue or something. she's cute!
Me: miku... miku...
Mom: i just can't believe technolo
Me: mi...ku...
Mom: what
Me: miku......
Mom: are you okay
Me: (´･ω･`) miku miku
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Me: My OTP is the best thing that's ever happened to me
Me: My OTP is the worst thing that has ever happened to me I will drown in these tears did you see the way they looked at each other I think I'm having a panic attack I can't breathe my heart is not supposed to feel like this omg I think I am dying
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wolfenswan:
It doesn’t matter if you’re best friends
Or arch-rivals
It doesn’t matter if you’re related
Or if there’s a HUGE age gap
It doesn’t even matter if you’re different species
…Or if you come from different worlds.
NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU FROM
YAOI
basedgosh:
i don’t need to rearrange the alphabet because n and o are already together
rachelberet:
imagine how weird our society would be if pEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET
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kokiri-emerald:
I have this problem where I unintentionally sound like a sarcastic asshole
